|Performed by:||The Aussie Posse|
|Synopsis:||An Australian ballad about the demise of Joan Wayne at the jaws of Sharky the shark.|
Poor old Joan, please explain
What went wrong in your small brain?
To ask that shark for a fight!
The duel was lost after one bite!
Sharky! The fearsome shark!
He ate your legs and the sea turned dark,
You tried to shoot but it was too late,
You were the lunch on a big fish's plate!